Project 52

December favourites…

Embracing December and making some new memories.

I have used a selection of my favourite 2016 quotes from the boys…

“Mum, the minute Rudi was born I got moody”

Zak on worms..

“If you snap them, half of them have a face and the other half just grows a face”

“Sam said that Slimer is actually good and when he slimes on you, its basically a hug!”

“Rhino’s are awesome”

“I wish everything was good for you, even sweets”

“MUM, you just ran over a butterfly”

“Look at this chubby banana Mum”

“Mum, how do you say Gorilla in French?”

“Muuuum, Rudi just trod on my neck”

“Mum, are ladybirds ladies?”

“Hang on Mum, if he’s made from marshmallow, how come he’s not flopping all over the place?”

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“Mum, most men are ugly”

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“Oh Mum, I’m so hot, I just want to lick myself”

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“For Christmas, I’d like a remote controlled hornet”

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“Mum, is your heart made of melted blood?”

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“Mummy, who gave you those hiccups?”

On prawn crackers…

“Why do they come in nappy bags?”

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“Mum, I think I’ve broken my armpit”