Project 52
February favourites…
“Mum, Zak just called me a flab head”
“Muuuum, Rudi just called me a drug dealer!”
“You’re going to sleep like a baby tonight”
“I thought babies were really hard to get to sleep…”
“A roast with sausages is a FAKE ROAST”
“Why aren’t the police getting after Donald Trump?”
Dinosaurs are extinct.
“What if there’s one left hiding somewhere?”
“Mum, Rudi just said Piss”
“I actually didn’t swear because I said it with one S”