“Mum, did Grandad Brian ever had a Volvo? He just seems like the kind of guy who’d have a Volvo”
Zak, give Rudi a hug.
“What? I’m never hugging that guy in my life!”
Zak on Strictly…
“I think it’s actually better watching it on TV because you don’t have to drive all the way there for a start!”
“Mum, I just want to cuddle you forever”
“Muuum, Zak kicked me in the actual heart”
“Can you draw a penis on my cheek for halloween Mum?”