Project 52

February favourites…

“Mum, Zak just called me a flab head”

“Muuuum, Rudi just called me a drug dealer!”


“You’re going to sleep like a baby tonight”

“I thought babies were really hard to get to sleep…”

“A roast with sausages is a FAKE ROAST”

“Why aren’t the police getting after Donald Trump?”

Dinosaurs are extinct.

“What if there’s one left hiding somewhere?”

“Mum, Rudi just said Piss”

“I actually didn’t swear because I said it with one S”