Project 52

May favourites…

“Mum, bee’s stings are basically their hearts”

“Mum, when I do your head in, why doesn’t it ever actually go in?”

“Mum, do people have their balls cut off?”

“I’m coming Mum! I’ll be there in 75 seconds”

“Mum, if gay means happy, does lesbian mean sad?”

“In my life, I will probably end up cutting my finger off”